Friday, July 9, 2010

This Is How It All Started...(Hint: Start From The Bottom And Work Your Way Up)

BY GEORGE I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT!

AB





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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:59 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

Hoity Toity Witty Bitches?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:58 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

makes us sound hoity toity....



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:58 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:
Too obvious.

How about Witty Bitches?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:57 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

how about "Doesn't this title make us sound totally hot and witty?"


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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:56 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

Uuuuhhhh…We need a name for our blog. It needs to be clever and witty and make us seem hot and totally awesome.

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:53 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

::muahhahahahaha::
(evil laughter) (that should be capitalized)



OH LOOK!! DILLY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:50 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

No lie. I’m setting it up on Blogger now. Then we will set up a Twitter for it AND a Facebook badge linking to the both of us! THEN WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:47 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

how could I say no!??!



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:46 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

I am going to set up a blog for the both of us…We will post our hilarious emails and conversations. Then this will evolve naturally into a screenplay or script…THEN we will be offered HUGE amounts of money. Deal?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:43 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

DONE.






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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:37 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

NEXT WEEK DOESN’T FIX THE PROBLEM NOW DOES IT?!? I think you should make a pie-chart detailing how much more productive you would be with ice cream vs. WITHOUT ice cream. He can’t question that. AND you’d be proving that you’re a team player who thinks ahead in sticky situations…Also, you’re a proactive problem-solver.

Seriously. You need a pie chart.

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:33 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

He said he will buy the team ice cream next week....
::sigh::
so far away..




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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:31 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

That would be so supremely awesome. My boss has a sno-cone machine in her office. No lie. It’s just not set up. It SHOULD be though!
From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:27 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

I tried...my boss ran away.
I'd hoped it was towards a Dairy Queen, but it was just to his office.
I wonder if he will let us put a soft serve machine in there?
I really need ice cream..



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:13 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

I didn’t bother to get my McFlurry yet. I probably won’t, either….You know, now that I have to again try to look phenomenal (doo doo doo doo doo) by frickin’ SEPTEMBER!...That was the main reason I was okay with moving it. More time to get hot.

You should openly threaten all your coworkers and see who steps up to the plate.


From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:57 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

A-Train is quite happy also...

I need ice cream..as in: if I don't get ice cream, someone dies.

6 comments:

  1. Thank GOD I found this blog. Clearly it is written by truly hysterical women and should be held in high regard. Also...They probably have too much time on their hands...But that is because they are SO AWESOME!

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  2. I couldn't Agree MORE!! Who are these comedy geniuses?????

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  3. good, you shouldn't. :)
    You have to start from the bottom as it is a email chain...

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  4. McFLurry... Thanks a lot! Not I want one.

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  5. Loving this blog for several reasons.

    1. I love reading email sequences. It makes me feel voyeuristic and naughty. Two of my FAVOURITE ways to feel.

    2. Anyone who refers to themselves as either hoity, toity or a bitch is probably destined to be (nearly) as awesome as I am and therefore worth "following".

    3. The fact that an ice cream craving has the potential to ignite violence in AB makes me very happy and feel far less alone.

    Okay I'm rarely alone (let's be honest), but I love it still.

    Well done, ladies. Looking forward to the next installment.

    - B x

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