From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1:15 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



I may have had too much coffee this morning..it is a possibility..this going on the blog isn't it?




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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:14 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

I am literally laughing right out loud. I think that might make me a bad person.

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From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1:13 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



It made me want to beat kittens.....with infants. Titanic was awful.


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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:12 PM
To:AB
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

Despised? That’s a pretty strong word.

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From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1:10 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



I will actually skip movies that he is in based on principal due to the fact that I despised Titanic..


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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:09 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

HA! Leo may not be street in that sense, but he was pretty street in The Departed. Man, sometimes I really think that guy is an awesome actor! That movie was so good it was stupid….And now I want to watch it again.

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From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1:02 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



Ahhh....I see. That movie was reminiscent of West Side Story also..which is reminiscent of Romeo and Juliet..except Leonardo Decrapio isn't street...just saying.




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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:59 AM
To: AB
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

I was more referencing those movies where the wholesome girl starts attending school with street thugs that listen to hard-core gangsta rap. For real. Then later in the movie the wholesome girl learns how to fit in and starts wearing “street” clothes and big hoop earrings. Kinda like that movie with Julia Stiles where she’s a ballet dancer and the “thug” boyfriend teaches her how to dance like the kids in the club and she gets into Julliard because she blends the two genres and the think she’s “unique.”…Only nobody is dancing. Probably.

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From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:45 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



LOL!!!!!!!! Okay, I am honestly laughing my butt off because I am pretty sure you are referencing West Side Story and then I pictured a bunch of 8th graders having a dance off with chains while one swarthy guy runs around yelling MARIA!!! Holy crap..sorry about that.





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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:43 AM
To: AB
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

That was mean. These kids look like something out of one of those movies about the girl who moves to the wrong side of the tracks and ends up falling for a Gangster. For real. It’s scary!

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From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:40 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



I know she is..middle school is super scary, but think about how it will prep her for the move to high school..(not helping..I know..)


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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:38 AM
To: AB
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

She was waiting for the bus at the bus stop with kids she didn’t know who all looked to be in 8th grade and they looked like hoochies! She was so alone standing there all by herself. And, okay, I was there in the car at the corner kind of waiting with her, but I was respectful enough to not actually exit the vehicle and stand with her and wave as the bus drove away. I’m a wreck. A nervous wreck. She’s supposed to call me when she gets home.

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From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:24 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



Yeah, I love the bolthouse products..I adore their Green Machine..

Yeah..the 6th grader thing is scary..I am not okay with it either, in case you need backup.


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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:22 AM
To: AB
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

There are these bottled all-natural juices that you can purchase. The distribution company is called Bolthouse Farms or something like that. This stuff is green, Angie. They also have a pure carrot juice. There is nothing added besides the actual veggies and fruit. No added sugar or anything. So I’m doing that and water. I want to punch people.



My child is a 6th grader and it makes me want to cry.



PS – I am getting better at this job.

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From: AB
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:42 AM
To: SC
Subject: RE: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....



I can't do a pure juice cleanse...that is waaaaaaaaaay too hard.




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From: SC
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 10:14 AM
To: AB
Subject: Hour 3 of juice cleanse....

I hate people and I want a Philly Cheesesteak! The juice is green…GREEN! It’s a very dark green at that. It looks like sewage, but tastes oddly yummy. At any rate…I’d rather have a big pile of rice and some sort of shredded beef or pork or something.

random, extremely bored pie chart making day

This Is How It All Started...(Hint: Start From The Bottom And Work Your Way Up)

BY GEORGE I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT!

AB





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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:59 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

Hoity Toity Witty Bitches?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:58 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

makes us sound hoity toity....



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:58 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:
Too obvious.

How about Witty Bitches?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:57 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

how about "Doesn't this title make us sound totally hot and witty?"


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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:56 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

Uuuuhhhh…We need a name for our blog. It needs to be clever and witty and make us seem hot and totally awesome.

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:53 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

::muahhahahahaha::
(evil laughter) (that should be capitalized)



OH LOOK!! DILLY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:50 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

No lie. I’m setting it up on Blogger now. Then we will set up a Twitter for it AND a Facebook badge linking to the both of us! THEN WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:47 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

how could I say no!??!



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:46 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

I am going to set up a blog for the both of us…We will post our hilarious emails and conversations. Then this will evolve naturally into a screenplay or script…THEN we will be offered HUGE amounts of money. Deal?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:43 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

DONE.






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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:37 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

NEXT WEEK DOESN’T FIX THE PROBLEM NOW DOES IT?!? I think you should make a pie-chart detailing how much more productive you would be with ice cream vs. WITHOUT ice cream. He can’t question that. AND you’d be proving that you’re a team player who thinks ahead in sticky situations…Also, you’re a proactive problem-solver.

Seriously. You need a pie chart.
From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:33 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

He said he will buy the team ice cream next week....
::sigh::
so far away..



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:31 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

That would be so supremely awesome. My boss has a sno-cone machine in her office. No lie. It’s just not set up. It SHOULD be though!
From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:27 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

I tried...my boss ran away.
I'd hoped it was towards a Dairy Queen, but it was just to his office.
I wonder if he will let us put a soft serve machine in there?
I really need ice cream..


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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:13 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

I didn’t bother to get my McFlurry yet. I probably won’t, either….You know, now that I have to again try to look phenomenal (doo doo doo doo doo) by frickin’ SEPTEMBER!...That was the main reason I was okay with moving it. More time to get hot.

You should openly threaten all your coworkers and see who steps up to the plate.

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:57 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

A-Train is quite happy also...

I need ice cream..as in: if I don't get ice cream, someone dies.