random, extremely bored pie chart making day

This Is How It All Started...(Hint: Start From The Bottom And Work Your Way Up)

BY GEORGE I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT!

AB





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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:59 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

Hoity Toity Witty Bitches?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:58 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

makes us sound hoity toity....



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:58 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:
Too obvious.

How about Witty Bitches?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:57 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

how about "Doesn't this title make us sound totally hot and witty?"


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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:56 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

Uuuuhhhh…We need a name for our blog. It needs to be clever and witty and make us seem hot and totally awesome.

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:53 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

::muahhahahahaha::
(evil laughter) (that should be capitalized)



OH LOOK!! DILLY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:50 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

No lie. I’m setting it up on Blogger now. Then we will set up a Twitter for it AND a Facebook badge linking to the both of us! THEN WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:47 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

how could I say no!??!



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:46 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

I am going to set up a blog for the both of us…We will post our hilarious emails and conversations. Then this will evolve naturally into a screenplay or script…THEN we will be offered HUGE amounts of money. Deal?

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:43 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

DONE.






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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:37 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

NEXT WEEK DOESN’T FIX THE PROBLEM NOW DOES IT?!? I think you should make a pie-chart detailing how much more productive you would be with ice cream vs. WITHOUT ice cream. He can’t question that. AND you’d be proving that you’re a team player who thinks ahead in sticky situations…Also, you’re a proactive problem-solver.

Seriously. You need a pie chart.
From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:33 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

He said he will buy the team ice cream next week....
::sigh::
so far away..



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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:31 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

That would be so supremely awesome. My boss has a sno-cone machine in her office. No lie. It’s just not set up. It SHOULD be though!
From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:27 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

I tried...my boss ran away.
I'd hoped it was towards a Dairy Queen, but it was just to his office.
I wonder if he will let us put a soft serve machine in there?
I really need ice cream..


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From: SC
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:13 PM
To: AB
Subject: RE:

I didn’t bother to get my McFlurry yet. I probably won’t, either….You know, now that I have to again try to look phenomenal (doo doo doo doo doo) by frickin’ SEPTEMBER!...That was the main reason I was okay with moving it. More time to get hot.

You should openly threaten all your coworkers and see who steps up to the plate.

From: AB
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 2:57 PM
To: SC
Subject: RE:

A-Train is quite happy also...

I need ice cream..as in: if I don't get ice cream, someone dies.